Is triangular cut bread a psychological warfare tactic?

Yesterday I requested my usual dripping and sheep spleen sandwich from the local tea room. There was a shifty eyed infiltrator type inserted behind the counter taking charge of my rations. I am now Absolutely sure on full recollection that I detected an evil smirk as he cut through the bread with his bread knife what? On arrival back at Clap Trap castle I rushed to the south dungeon on urgent interrogation business with rations in hand. As I proceeded to demand answers from my Korean house guest I opened my rations package to discover to my horror that the sandwiches had been cut into TRIANGLES. As I struggled to contain the damned awkward dough between my fingers there was a definite upsurge in my Koreans spirits, he began to giggle and display deep mirth. As I attempted to guide the difficult article into my open mouth my arms began to shake violently and my trigger finger went into immediate involuntary spasmodic activity. The sandwich suddenly leapt from my hand like an electrified cat and exploded all over the korean. He suddenly began slurping the desbri from his chest and shoulders achieving nutrition I would much rather he hadn't received. Starving him for the last 3 weeks has now proven to be a complete waste of time. This episode has left me extremely disconcerted and rather downtrodden what? I am embarred to say it but I may have to admit that the enemy effected my psychological resolve with their newest weapon of Psychological warfare.... triangular bread. So I put the question to all of you keenly perceptive patriots out there, Should triangular bread be identified as a crucial target in the war on terror and be immediately eradicated from our shores?